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I truly do not like the neologism “bitch-made” but unfortunately it is the word that best-describes the moaning, crybaby behavior of Elon Musk who took to (where else?) Fox News to moan and cry about people defacing his cars saying: “I always thought the Democrats were supposed to be the party of empathy. I’ve never done anything harmful; I’ve only done productive things. This doesn’t make any sense. I think there are larger forces at work.”

There aren’t. You’re a prick, and you once said “the fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.” So you can fuck right off.

If you think that America doesn’t have a moral responsibility to help the world* that’s maybe a conversation you can have. But I will be FUCKED if the person who gets to determine that is a billionaire oligarch who gutted USAID, robbing starving children in Africa of nutrition programs to the extent that the ex-Chief of USAID forecasted it’d lead to 2 million dead by the end of the year. Other cuts to USAID? Per Russel Payne at Salon: “Programs that help with containing the spread of Ebola, clearing landmines and providing prosthetic limbs to injured soldiers in Ukraine. USAID’s President’s Emergency Plan for AIDS Relief was also one of the largest global programs for combating HIV and AIDS, with operations in more than 50 countries, and had been credited with saving some 26 million people since it was created in 2003.”

Don’t hurt my cars! I’ve “never hurt anyone…everything [I’ve] done is productive.”

Do you know Elon Musk once challenged the United Nations- said, if they could come up with a plan to end world hunger for $6bn (2% of his net worth) then he would end world hunger. They came up with a $6.6 plan and Elon reneged and did not end world hunger and instead bought Twitter (now still called Twitter) instead. What a fucking loser. What a fucking suck on the world’s oxygen.

And so he is now sad that people are spray painting his cars and lighting them on fire. Spoiler alert dickhead, the cars go on fire all by themselves eventually anyway. It’s a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of what he deserves. If it were up to me, he’d be flayed and salted in a public place and sent to the part of hell where they rape the hardest.

Fuck Elon Musk.

(*Which, I believe the US has a large and important responsibility to the rest of the world- and also that it’s more mutually-beneficial than most Americans realize, or care to realize)